April 2012
9 posts
When your bestfriend gets pissed at you →
and you try to do funny things:
they are like:
OH MY GOD!
me: hey mum do you need help with-
mum: no
me: are you sure?
mum: yes i'm sure go away
*goes away*
mum: OH MY GOD NO BODY IN THIS HOUSE HELPS ME OH DEAR GOD WHY HAVE YOU GIVEN ME THIS FAMILY. NONE OF YOU APPRECIATE ME AND IT KILLS ME. I WORK MY ASS OFF. I CAN'T EVEN GET A BIT OF HELP IN THIS DAMN HOUSE.
me:
March 2012
34 posts
When you and your parents argue but you were...
most-awkward-moments:
Where the fuck is my sorry nigga?
Get a late night laugh here!
author: she didn't want to eat dinner because she doesn't like chicken noodle soup
english teacher: even though it doesn't say it, we can infer that 17 years ago she encountered an attack from chickens while on a trip to africa visiting her great aunt who was dying from pneumonia which she got from chickens that were being harvested for the great feast
When teachers are in the way and you're trying to... →
most-awkward-moments:
This will make you laugh out loud!
When a white van pulls up near you.
most-awkward-moments:
“Are you trying to rape me, sir?”
friend: did you know it takes 43 muscles to frown & only 17 to smile
me: did you know it takes 0 muscles to not give a fuck
Teacher : You failed the test.
Student : You failed to educate.
When you come up with a good ass comeback
most-awkward-moments:
And you’re like:
And the bitch is like:
Hate to laugh? Don’t follow this blog!
February 2012
37 posts
FACT: You use google every day but I bet you can't...
most-awkward-moments:
I made this blog to cheer you sad people up. You deserve to smile.
